June 2012
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shavingryansprivates:
immortal-spud-thief:
allyouneedistumblr:
fistmegently:
OH MY GOD
I think it’s the remote control
No it’s definitely the coffee machine
how about it’s the goddamn lamp
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Dear Aiesha,
I want to shit on you. You have nice shit. You make me want to shit. You should shit. Someday, I will shit on you. You + me = shit. If I saw you I’d shit. I would be a castle of shit just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be “Under the Shittyway.” We could shit under the stars.
Love, Yasmin
(P.S. I could be the toilet of your dreams.)
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
icantwantto:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________
(P.S. ______________.)
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cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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↖ believes in butts
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pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
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tomlinsarse:
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
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